lol, cellphones. They always break when it's the least convenient. Which is always...

hmm...good song but slightly scary...i have never had a phone thats broke when its inconvenient...well i smahsed one once which was pretty inconvenient since i hneeded to contact my friends.

Nothing is more terrifying than Christian Bands. There is just something so... suspicious about a band trying to capitalize on peoples faith.

sad face. :(

I didn't know.
Or maybe I did and forgot.
So sorry I forgot your birthday!
Please forgive me!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Merry Christmas.

Happy birthday, person i've never met and dont even know.

.....I thought your birthday was the 6th. Did I miss it? T-T
(Just in case I won't wish you happiness on your date of birth till it's 12:00 am)

Oh, BIRTHDAY.

I thought you said 4th of July.

Happy Halloween.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I hate myself now. Why do I always get 4's and 6's mixed, I must be slightly retarded or something. THAT ALWAYS HAPPENS! T-T

Thanks for getting to me before I leave.
Your welcome.
I still have tomorrow to enjoy!
Yeah!

Sorry your stuff doesn't work.
Hey but college means you are mature.

My day was fine, until I heard this song
The song ruined it

HAPPY BIRTH- oh.
...
...
Hm... Well, since I cannot see you physically as a person, the best I can do to console your feelings of sadness and disappointment is through the medium of cat pictures, and over-all silly pictures.

Here are the cats.
http://i39.tinypic.com/207arfb.gif
http://i39.tinypic.com/kbvmuv.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/14e45n9.gif

DAMN, clicked the "Leave it!" button on accident.
CATS CONTINUED:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2cmkdqa.jpg
http://i44.tinypic.com/9iwqrb.jpg

Now onto the "Funny Pics" as deemed by the inter-webs:
http://i42.tinypic.com/jj1mr4.jpg
http://i42.tinypic.com/2hz49he.jpg [Might be offended if religious]
http://i42.tinypic.com/ji28a1.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/28bshs2.gif [guaranteed to confuse you]
http://i39.tinypic.com/2v9dsnn.jpg

And now two pics that combine the two elements. Funny cat .gifs.
http://i43.tinypic.com/2585nht.gif
http://i42.tinypic.com/dh4e2a.jpg [Might be offensive if you don't like seeing cats in awkward situations... Or if you've never played Star Fox.]

One final note: Here's a video that you'll probably enjoy, if not be perplexed by it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxLG2w tE7TM

Congrats, hope your phone starts working.
Me, I fell out a tree at 5 ft and broke my arm, and even had to have surgery. So I'm okay.

:) :D :3 :(

You're 16, now? Act like it, por favor.

I hear you can't stop playing FF8...I just recently beat that game. :D

I make new post

It isn't okay! Especially cause now you're going to have to wait a while longer for your present. :(

Thas nice

I have been going great lately, I've shown improvement in my grades and am currently completing my final year of high school. Tough break with you, man.

Whoops, four days late.

ROCK IS LAME

lol, then how would you feel if I just didn't do it, huh? :P

oimsorry,I just wanted to waste comment space,we still cool,rite

Yeah =D.

The ending movie confuses you more than it clears shit up.

I turn 16 in august. I'm going to collage in september. Are you too retarded for collage that you have to wait 2 extra years or something?

You won't slander me in said comment will you? @_@

Hello. :( Lawl outdated.

im trying to get a good whistle can you help me???

i dont have a phone no more but yes mine broke inconviniently. Check out my SSB4 post. I think tt wont come out but maybe.

You have turned sixteen.
Its the perfect time to join my ranks.

Ah, sweet sixteen. Try not to kill your parents unless you're sure you'll succeed, it's easier to get away with if you use carbon dioxide.

I just got a brand new cellphone. I haven't had one since I was little!
Annnd. 16, eh? Sounds like it's time to celebrate...
Physically...
In bed...
With or without a condom...
Your choice...
And doggy style...
And with an Elmo puppet watching...
One of those Elmos that laugh and roll around on the floor...
So I can make it do its thing...
While we celebrate...
And afterwords we can pour gasoline all over it...
And light it on fire...
And make it roll on the floor laughing while melting from the intense heat...
Yea.

I know.......just wanted reassurance. :P

whos pedobear

Okay-okay. I'll escort you out of the room while I climax from watching the Elmo rolling on the floor laughing whilst melting from the intense heat. Or we can get Elmo's evil twin brother, El Mo(He's Mexican).

Good! Now I need a new post idea so you can spam my new entry with love.

Co2 bottle in their bedroom while they're sleeping, close the doors and windows and then you only need to get rid of the gas cylinder... No problems.

Odd, I seem to have commented on your user page, but I don't recall doing so.

Also, congratulations. I guess?

Does that word work in this situation?

Maybe.

He says No habla anglais. He only laughs in Mexican.

Not RIGHT now. I'm high.

You can always say they gave it to you before they died, besides you're inheriting it now anyway.

helo toyou =) allah bless yuo

Yes, I'm serious. I can use proper grammar when ever i feel, normally i don't though.

really...wowowowowow

Hiya pal, can I borrow your nipple clamps? I losted mine :(

turning 16 this month :D

y u say that, was ur b day bad

My page wouldn't be the same if you didn't. :3

Been playing FF Chrystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time.....I beat it in like 2 days. It's gameplay is not as good as the first one but there were other aspects that made it not so bad. I'm still playing it. XD

sorry 2 hear that but man lol my cuzin want me 2 have my b day at chuck e cheeses xD

Your an American, right? Does that mean you get your drivers license right after you pass your drivers test? Just wonderin man.

Btw, wheres that sexy time video you said you would send me? I'm not gonna be able to keep my boner for much longer.

charger broke huh? EASY!!!

step 1: hold phone in one hand
step 2:turn on toaster
step 3:place metal fork or spoon in toaster and dont let go

and there you go! a fully charged phone!

ps:thanks for the fast review! fixed the video problems ;D

where a kid can b a kid xD lol im not a kid

Im sticking my thumb out,and nodding

heyy man long time gud 2 hear 2 more years and collage AWSOME i has 4 more so not far away see my page and write a comment seeyaz

walterwagner

ngfan14. <3

Well it's on the Wii, I think it's stillpretty cool I don't know if you'd like it....well you might, and I'm still playing it cause I beat it on normal now I have to beat it on hard. It's pretty neat cause you get to keep the same character you created and they stay the same level, you also keep all items. When you switch difficulties it's like starting a diffrent game cause now you can obtain new better equips then you were able to on the normal difficuty. :D

lol runing around like a kid just one time when i went there i saw a kid kick chucky balls xD

I don't think of it as cheating, it would be a waste to have spent so much time leveling your character just to have to start over. It's harder cause some of the items need a way more experience to level, so now the equips don't level as quickly unless you defeat harder stages. :P

Hes on something.All I understood is(gibberish)

You lucky bastard.
In Canada, you write a test then get your L (Learners) which is an orange sticker you put on the back of your car.
You have that for a year and then you can get your N (Novice) which is a green sticker you put on the back of your car.
You have that for three years then you can get your full drivers license (five-star). Lame eh?

I would have a boner forever if my endless supply of viagra wasn't running out. :(..

Thanx? ur not so bad yourself

As I Lay Dying. That is all. :3

Also, glad your phone works again.

Your lucky.
My parents won't let me have a phone until I can pay for it on my own.

ngfan!!!!!!!! <3

lol, no. the game is pretty much the same. XD But I got my character to level 99, and thats where it ends. So it seems that from now on I'll have to depend on better equips.........cause I haven't started Very hard yet. XD

I play alot so it was quite quick, mostly because when I don't play my brothers do and we're on the same 4 man team so when they get exp. so do I. :P
Yep, I think we unlocked it like yesterday maybe but we just haven't started it yet.

So how long will it take you to get FM 2009?

Have you seen my sig?

Well it doesn't get anymore exp. but it's items still do. :P
Yeah I can!!! I didn't grow up in a house full of game fags for no reason. XD

My forum sig.

Yeah...that sucks.

Well obviously it was false advertising, or it would be endless wouldn't it!?

That, they are. :D

Also, when I get done with my KSE theme, guess which one's next.
You have three guesses:
All That Remains
As I Lay Dying
Hatebreed

So, what do think it'll be? :)

Sorry.
What do YOU think it'll be?

Yes! XP
I guess it's cool when you want to play a game with them or when you want a new game and in like 2 days or so you get it. BUT it's not cool when it's the only thing they do.........literally. :(

happy birthday

You are correct. ;)

:'(

Canadians win again! HA HA!!!

I will sue them...who were they again?

Hey, again.
Do you mind if I borrow your video for my post?
I'm going to use it as Song Of The Week.

Okay, I've got the video on my post.
Also, I've got the lyrics (in case you need them for any phrase you may have forgotten), and an awesome AILD wallpaper. :D

PINK

don't abuse this age like i did!

WURAAHHH

Nope they do nothing else. Just late nights and vidoe games all summer long. At least they get the experience they will need when persuing a career torwards gaming. I'm leaning torwards character design myself. :)

hey look,its ngfan!

Your 16? And a female? On the internets? Lies !
Hi.

Can I do you?

FUCK YOU BACON RULES!!

AND FUCK YOU STEVE JOBS!!!

Y Thank you :]
Game? You don't mean...i can't begin to explain the magnitude of this lifeless message I'm writting right now, its just so damn unthinkable.
Answer to life:
Sleeping.

I think so too. :P
I get ALOT ALOT ALOT of ideas but I never sketch them out for some reason. I might be too lazy. XD

I SERIOUSLY like TACOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

I'm tryin' to do that this summer......sketch out everything I can think of.

Did you just say you DON'T like tacos? @_@

Pork is the meat of kings.

I wouldn't.

Hey look,its ngfan14!

I'm going to leave another comment here, because I don't hate you and it's 2:54 AM.

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100th comment :3

wtf is shelting!

thank you for comenting you are awsome.

DON'T TELL HIM! ngfan don't do it.......it will decrease in value if anyone but you and I know. T-T

I promise to show you all of my pictures. <3

.....I like tacos. (soft shell) :(

hey,
party time,
A BIRTH DAY!
*brings LOTS of beer and blood*

i don't know but I've been told,
someone here is getting old,
so lets all drink wile their still alive!

DRINK DRINK DRINK,
no you're not about to die,
we're just telling you to enjoy life
DRINK DRINK DRINK!

THE TOY DOLLS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XkW7 QNeuk we're mad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9_REu JnDgc&feature=channel She Goes To Finos

Wow you sure are popular. Happy belated birthday and I'm glad your phone works now. Also nice art.

please help

Happy belated birthday! And your blogs are sooo much better than mine xD Have video and links and mega comments!

Killswitch Engage's new album comes out tomorrow!
I'm so psyched! :D

Also, are you gonna go to the 2009 Mayhem Festival? :)

Also, tomorrow, there will be a new Song Of The Week.
And no, I'm not giving any hints on the song, or the artist.

I don't need to get it. I'll just download songs from the new album on my MP3 player.

That's too bad. :(
My parents are still deciding if I should go or not, because we still haven't seen all the dates for the tour yet.

Well, I said on one of my previous posts that I'll never tell anyone what the song, or artist, will be, but... I guess I could...if you wanna know.

Yeah, it is the same thing, lol. XD

Well, I DID look on the website, but, they don't have anything scheduled for where I live yet.
Then again, the tour hasn't even STARTED yet, so I guess they're still planning on where to go.

Shit, I leave alot of long comments. And mostly about music. :|

Sorry, it's just that whenever I hear about a concert of at least one of my favorite bands, I get EXTREMELY hyper. :P But, I can still wait.

Besides, I'm already going to a Metallica concert for my birthday. :D

Hm...good point. :D

Also, I'm just gonna take a random guess.

All That Remains is your favorite band, isn't it? :D

Only one. And it was a concert my parents dragged me to.
It was about this group called the Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They take christmas songs and turn it into rock. At least they sounded good. :P

September 7th. :)

Also, Slipknot's my favorite band, too!
Wait, I think I already mentioned that. :P

Well, I said my parents dragged me too it. :P

Yeah, and the Metallica concert is September 14th. It's actually a belated birthday gift. :P

Two words. Fuck. Yes! :D

Which means, ngfan14=:D<3

He wears a mock turtleneck and charges $0.99 for one song. The bastard.

Yeah. :)

Inorite? :D

Hm...I'd have to say either Metabloic, People = Shit, or New Abortion.
What's YOUR favorite song from them, hm? :3

New post, by the way. :3